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Let’s be fair. Dunking on Ted Cruz is sort of like dunking on a 3-foot rim.
I don’t care that Ted Cruz went to Mexico. But I am deeply upset he’s coming back to the US.
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BREAKING: It’s now confirmed Ted Cruz traveled to Cancun. Because he’s a traitor who doesn’t care about Texans.
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For those of you claiming Ted Cruz is not heroic, let me remind you that he flew COACH.