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Tonight: @Arod, Jamie Parker (@DickLeFenwick), and @ArcticMonkeys! Plus, your funniest #MomQuotes tweets! #FallonTonight
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Once a waiter asked my mom how she’d like her steak, and she said “in my mouth”. #MomQuotes
#MomQuotes circa 1978 “Are you hopped-up on some kind of goofballs?”
Still to this day, my friend’s mom calls Starbucks “Blockbuster’s.” #MomQuotes
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing your mom has said and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
