The Dallas Stars aren't a hockey team, they're a boa constrictor.
The Dallas Stars are ONE. WIN. AWAY. from punching their ticket to the Stanley Cup Final. (did I just type that? yes, yes i did.)
The Stars won, 2-1. They lead the series, 3-1. Anton Khudobin's burglary has Dallas one win from the Stanley Cup Final.
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