obody: Me: ok I’m gonna take a shower h
u call it anxiety i call it spidey senses
er: how do I look Me: h
i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg
“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing
e opening twitter to retweet everything I see h
have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???
SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE h
i need to fix my sleeping schedule " me at 3am: h
e reading my own text knowing i’m funny h
